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5 Ways to Be a Horrible Investor

Are you one of those people frustrated with your inability to beat the stock market? Despite watching CNBC and Jim Cramer religiously, and reading The Wall Street Journal every day, you just can't seem to make it happen. Here are five ways I think that investors shoot themselves in the foot.

1. Do little or no research before buying a stock.
you trust a stranger to take care of your kids or drive your car? Then
why would you entrust your portfolio, your hard-earned money, to the
hands of management teams and businesses that you hardly know?

If you want to make blind bets, head to Vegas. It's more fun losing
money in a casino than in front of your computer. While you're at it,
you could do a little research on casino stocks, and you'll see that
the house always wins -- except when companies like MGM Mirage (NYSE: MGM), Las Vegas Sands (NYSE: LVS), and Wynn Resorts (Nasdaq: WYNN) get a bit too ambitious with their expansion plans.

Remember, every time you buy a stock, there's someone on the other
side of the trade. Consider these other people the "house." If they
know more than you about the stock, you're at a disadvantage.

2. Buy stocks based on tips and rumors.
my life, I've gotten two tips that could be construed as insider
information, which I declined to act on. Both tips were of the "I have
a friend, who knows a guy, whose cousin" variety. Anyways, I checked
out the tickers about a year after hearing the tips, and both had

3. Be an envious investor.
Charlie Munger
often states that the worst of the seven deadly sins is envy, because
other sins, like lust or gluttony, provide the sinner with pleasure.
Envy, on the other hand, has no pleasurable aspect whatsoever.

I blame envy for a lot of things. I think envious investors bid stocks like (Nasdaq: AMZN) and Intel (Nasdaq: INTC) up to amazing heights during the tech boom, and Google (Nasdaq: GOOG)
to nearly $750 a share two years ago. I think envy drove Shaq and Kobe
apart and effectively dismantled the Lakers dynasty. I also think envy
causes the average investor to get swept up into bull markets and
decimated in the subsequent crash.

4. Invest with low conviction.
Doing a lot
of research doesn't help much if you don't stick around to reap the
benefits. I think investing without conviction is like marrying someone
you just met a week ago. After the initial honeymoon phase, failure
awaits after the first set of speed-bumps.

When investing in stocks, I can almost guarantee you won't catch the
bottom. There are just too many random factors involved in the
collective buying and selling activities of millions of people around
the globe.

In fact, I think investing without conviction almost guarantees failure. Let's say you were smart enough to figure out that Apple (Nasdaq: AAPL)
was a bargain back in 2001, and bought in the $10-12 range. The stock
had cratered more than 70%, so investors could reasonably think that
was the bottom of the barrel.

Unfortunately, everyone who invested in Apple's stock in 2001
would've seen their investment fall around 20%-30% over the next year.
They'd also have to wait nearly two years just to get back to
breakeven. Many investors would not have the conviction to ride out
this storm, and would have bailed out at a loss. However, those with
conviction who held on would be sitting on 16-baggers, with the stock
currently at $160 per share.

5. Fail to separate price from value.
enough, we have no problem distinguishing between price and val


move around a lot more than intrinsic value. Sometimes the two
move together, sometimes they don't -- but they're two very different

The investor who fails to discriminate between price and value fares
no better than the tone-deaf contestant in American Idol. Both lack
vital ingredients for success.

Final thoughts
So there are a couple of
examples of what not to do. If you eliminate as many bad investing
habits as possible, you might just turn into a great investor.


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