The rapper read off the "Eminem Pieces of Advice for the Kids Top 10" on last Friday's episode of the show.

The roster read as follows:

10. Keep it real.

9. No one's ever regretted a tattoo.

8. With foreign markets volatile, now's a good time to invest in bonds.

7. Go see "Toy Story 3" -- the toys are back in town.

6. Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artists.

5. Don't get mixed up with drugs, gangs or oil executives.

4. Remember the magic words: "please," "thank you" and "step off, bitch."

3. Money doesn't buy happiness -- it buys crazy-ass happiness.

2. If I sign something for you, and I see it on eBay, when you go home, I'm gonna be under your bed.

1. Don't waste your time watching this show.

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